Bully: (Noun) A person who harms or intimidates those who are weaker.

Spencer Pratt and his Gorton's Fisherman Beard were allegedly involved in a physical altercation last weekend with his sister Stephanie's ex-boyfriend, Cameron Huston. Supposedly the fight, which took place at the West Hollywood lounge Coco de Ville, (classy!) was over Cameron dumping Stephanie. Blibbedy blah blah zzzzzz...

After 10 minutes of shouting, an eyewitness says Spencer lost it and smashed his sister’s ex in the face! “Cameron had to be taken to a local hospital,” a witness tells Star.

“There was blood; there was screaming. It was a major scene.” One that easily could have been avoided, according to Cameron’s mom. Cica Huston tells Star exclusively, “Spencer’s attack was completely unprovoked.” (Source)

This story is a complete fabrication. Spencer Pratt is too much of a selfish pussy to ever put himself in harm's way for the benefit of another human being. Plain and simple. In fact, the only way I could ever see ol' Spencer provoked into fisticuffs is if you told him there was no more film left in the camera.*

* Editor's note: Film? Camera? It's almost as if I grew up in the 80's or something!

Frick and Frack at some New Year's thing earlier this month: