Broke-Down
Broke-Down: (Adjective) Worn out and dilapidated by age, use, or ill-treatment.Ali Lohan took part in a photo shoot in Times Square yesterday wearing only a skimpy gown in the middle of effing January. But more importantly, judging by these pictures it looks like she's got a nasty case of Poshboobitis, the condition which makes your tits look like a couple of large grapefruits stapled to your chest, as popularized by Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. As far as I know there's still only one way of contracting Poshboobitis, and it still involves having your boobs sliced open and filled with a whole bunch of saline or some shit.
Which kind of begs the question, why does a 15-year-old girl have large breast implants already? Well, it would beg the question, anyway, because the only way you'll convince me that this chick is actually fifteen is if you cut her in half and count the rings.
I can't imagine trading my no-hassle small boobs (which feel great!) for rock hard chest-stapled grapefruit.. it's like trading in your own satisfaction for that of strangers on the bus who like cleavage with their morning coffee, or judges of wet t-shirt contests... sad. Her parents should be ashamed.
That's the sign of the 'plant: no shame. I'm ridiculously short, so all of that growth spurt had to somewhere. Naturally-endowed girls are taught by their mothers VERY early on to COVER THAT, SKANK! A decade down the line, and you can't even 'show it off' (bleargh), because you're pretty much wearing a chastity vest up there.
Cover that!
Let's do that slice her in half bit.
We don't have to count the rings or nothing.