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The big casting buzz going around on the internets today is that formerly reputable child star Dakota Fanning is being courted for a part of a vampire named "Jane" in the retarded Twilight sequel. Sigh.

“There were no auditions,” a source reveals. “They just offered it to her outright, and now they’re in negotiations. They’ve been going back and forth.”

In the casting notice we got our hands on earlier this month, Jane is described as a petite blonde with a “Botticelli angel-like face…[and] crimson irises.” While fellow Volturi guards Demetri & Felix “are three times the size of her, they are terrified of her,” the casting notice reads. (Source)

I guess I shouldn't be so quick to judge. Just look at what playing a young vampire did for Kirsten Dunst's career with Interview with a Vampire. Oh, except that Kirsten Dunst starred alongside Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt and not some greasy motherfucker who's biggest professional asset is the ability to go months without washing his hair. And also, Kirsten Dunst has already been in rehab. Yeah... So, nice knowing you, Dakota!

More of Dakota at the Critic's Choice Awards, because she's adorable: