Balls
Balls: (Noun) Unwarranted courage or nerve."Girls Gone Wild" Scumhole Joe Francis has teamed up with controversial instigator Larry Flynt, and the two are heading to Washington propose a $5 billion "porn bailout" to ensure the stability of the ever important and prestigious porn industry.
"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt says. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."
Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration." (Source)
Aside from the most obvious reasons why the merits of their case are bullshit, at least in Joe Francis' case, his company requires almost literally no overhead. He finds marginally-retarded slutty girls to take their tops off for free and then records them in the act. Maybe he gives them a T-shirt afterwards. However much that costs. But really, this is all besides the point because somebody should bury Joe Francis up to his neck in dirt, play croquet with his head and knock out all of the pearly white teeth in his stupid shark's mouth.
A bailout? Yeah fucking right. Porn is one of the few industries that is relatively recession proof. And come on, $5 million? You call that a bailout? Bitch please.
I am surprised he doesn't hang out with Spenser Pratt more often, given that they boith share the same mouth full of dog shit.
The line for the croquet mallet starts behind me.
Oops, that was actually supposed to say $5 billion.
Whoops! You're right, sorry Stace! But still, I stand by what I said, the industry is practically recession proof. The only reason these two fucktards are whining is because (A) They're lying bullshit, and (B) they're dumbfucks who haven't yet made the leap to digital media. Don't even ask how I know all this.
Congress should get the whiny old fart and a sleazy orange gorilla to prove their expertise by sexually rejuvenating each other. Then once the CSPAN clip goes viral they can write an essay on digital media... and retire.
I want Joe Francis to die. Very slowly. Very painfully. Is there such thing as a viagra overdose?