Avant-Garde: (Adjective) New and unusual or experimental ideas.NO FAIR! Apparently it was
National Stupid Sunglasses Day and nobody even told me. How rude. I guess those sweet Garfield sunglasses I found at a yard sale will just have to wait until next year. Hmph.

I wonder if Miss Desperate-to-be-Posh realizes that one of her ass cheeks weighs more than Victoria Beckham's entire body (with crazy shoes ON)?