Artificial: (Adjective) Made or produced by human beings rather than occurring naturally.Damns! With all the plastic and synthetic materials in this picture, you could literally build an entire village for orphans in Africa. Of course, it wouldn't be a very good village, because all the homes in it would have squishy collagen walls and ceilings that would leak chemicals on you while you slept. But I guess that's why they say beggars shouldn't be choosers, right? Stupid picky orphans.
More of Trout Mouth and Silly Putty Face at the
Byron & Tracey Salon party:


God damn that Tori is one ugly woman. *shudders*
Trout mouth.
That's a shame -- she was really cute before.
I think I'm still laughing over the mental image of orphans in a saggy boob house
that poor husband guy has totally given up... he looks like a scraggly shock-collared dog, or Joe Simpson's little brother.
OK, but which one is trout mouth and which one is silly putty face? I honestly couldn't decide.
Is it Halloween already!?!?
Ick, no fucking.
Oh javelin, I suppose you're not a countryman of mine. If you were from Canada (as he sadly is), you'd know he's earning every penny he gets off of his little cash cow.
And a terrible actor.