Artificial

56610352websters1302009100333AM.jpgArtificial: (Adjective) Made or produced by human beings rather than occurring naturally.

Damns! With all the plastic and synthetic materials in this picture, you could literally build an entire village for orphans in Africa. Of course, it wouldn't be a very good village, because all the homes in it would have squishy collagen walls and ceilings that would leak chemicals on you while you slept. But I guess that's why they say beggars shouldn't be choosers, right? Stupid picky orphans.

More of Trout Mouth and Silly Putty Face at the Byron & Tracey Salon party:

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7 Comments


Jadine said:

God damn that Tori is one ugly woman. *shudders*


hater from siloam springs said:

Trout mouth.

That's a shame -- she was really cute before.


TryScience said:

I think I'm still laughing over the mental image of orphans in a saggy boob house


javelin said:

that poor husband guy has totally given up... he looks like a scraggly shock-collared dog, or Joe Simpson's little brother.


What thef? said:

OK, but which one is trout mouth and which one is silly putty face? I honestly couldn't decide.


J9 said:

Is it Halloween already!?!?


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

Ick, no fucking.

Oh javelin, I suppose you're not a countryman of mine. If you were from Canada (as he sadly is), you'd know he's earning every penny he gets off of his little cash cow.

And a terrible actor.