Again: (Adverb) Another time; once more.Jesus fucking God; there's going to be another one of those goddamn
Sex and the City movies. Like the first one wasn't already the bane my my christforsaken existence as a gossip blogger for like six mothereffing months. Ooooh, I hope Sarah Jessica Parker wears another one of her zany hats to the premiere so we can all talk about it until I want to punch myself in the face.
"Not all the contracts are signed, but everyone is on board," a source tells Us. "It just happened."
Nixon told Us she has a few ideas for her character, feisty lawyer Miranda Hobbes.
"I would love to see her and Carrie and Charlotte and Samantha all go off on some wild mad cap adventure somewhere," she said. (Source)
True story: I visibly cringed at the phrase "mad cap adventure." So basically, she's thinking
Thelma and Louise only with four aging whores. And yet I would actually consider going to see it if they all drove off a cliff in the end and maybe if Michael Bay did the special effects. (Somebody please make that happen.)
More of Old Nancy Kerrigan at the New York City Ballet last November:




I was going top appeal to their human dignity, but plainly this is about the money -- and be honest, Stace: what would you do for $2 or $3 million? Or better, what exactly would you not do?
My "not do" list is pretty short.
Whores? Really?
1.) Ms. Parker looks photoshoped into that picture. I didn't know they hated each other THAT much.
2.) She got the "grinning retard who doesn't know how to dress herself" thing going there, she should ride that horse to the Oscars.
3.) Someone PLEASE tell me why a sequel needs to be made to this shit?! Money doesn't count.
Hmm... its worth a see. Not saying I'd watch it again and again but it is entertaining. Sometimes a vapid comedrama is just what's needed. Lol, and if it offends your sensibillities or "taste" that much then just don't see it. Not to mention, buck up princess.