Vomitous
Vomitous: (Adjective) Of something which is extremely nauseating and barf-inducing.I never thought I'd say this, but I think even I'm starting to get Heidi and Spencer'ed out after the past week. So now that the inevitable staged candid photos from their Totally 100% Fake Honeymoon have finally showed up on the internet, I can barely even muster a reaction other than vomiting into my trashcan. And let me tell you, Heidi and Spencer vomit is the worst kind of vomit. The only way I could possibly imagine there being a more unpleasant taste in my mouth right now would be if I literally made out with Spencer Pratt with a mouthful of dog shit.
What's with Heidi sticking her butt out all over the place? They call that "presenting" in the animal kingdom.
My only consolation here is that we know factually that since Heidi has had her body remade into a giant Barbi-shaped piece of plastic, they cannot be having sex -- We all know what barbi ain't got.
And the other thing Barbi ain't got is a Spencer Pratt with a mouth full ... oh wait -- Stacey already said it.
I bothers me that Spencer can spend a week in the sun in Mexico and still be as white as whole milk. Blargh.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE can someone kill them?