Virtuous

hilary1216_1.jpgVirtuous: (Adjective) Having or showing high moral standards.

In the January issue of Maxim, Hilary Duff speaks out against having been misquoted to the effect that she had supposedly declared her virginity.

You know what? I was quoted saying I was a virgin, but I absolutely did not say that. That’s nobody’s business but my own. Somehow it turned into a bad thing! (Source)

Right on, sister. There is nothing wrong with a woman who likes to fuck. And you know what? If more of these girls owned up to their sex-having instead of being all secretive and shameful about it and actually used protection; then maybe the Spears sisters wouldn't have rugrats hanging all off of them, Bristol Palin wouldn't be having a baby, and Miley Cyrus wouldn't be getting knocked up in the insert not-so-distant future date here.

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5 Comments


Jeremy Feist said:

Reason #529 Why I Love Hilary Duff: The girl fucks and isn't ashamed of it. Go Hilary! Fuck like it's nobody's business!


javelin said:

serrsly, maybe they could replace sex ed with comprehensive human biology, to the effect of "sex is an instinct and we have the technology to keep it from ruining your life."


Mrs. Plainview said:

Right on, Stacey! I'm tired of people expecting me to be happy for pregnant teens.
Oh, I'm supposed to be excited and buy your daughter a gift because she knew nothing about birth control? Should I high-five her boyfriend for convincing her that condoms hurt?


Geetch said:

Or they could all shut the hell up about it. Have sex, don't have sex, whatever; neither decision is dirty or shameful, but it is personal, so they should just keep it that way.


hater from siloam springs said:

Hmmm. I'm not sure Hillary here said she wasn't a virgin: she said that she didn't say she was a virgin, and that even if she was it wasn't a bad thing. Translation: mind your own pervented business, MAXIM wankers.

She's really the only Disney trampette who hasn't turned out with a disasterous personal life since Annette Funicello, so I think she needs to adopt Selena Gomez for the sake of posterity and teach her the ways of un-fuckery fame before it's too late.