Ugh
Ugh: (Exclamation) Used to express disgust or horror.Drew Barrymore and Jason Segel were reportedly seen "kissing and touching" each other over karaoke at the Brass Monkey Bar in L.A. on Saturday night. I feel two ways about this. On one hand, I really, really like Jason Segel. On the other hand, I completely effing loathe Drew Barrymore. No wait, I guess that's kind of the same hand. Seriously, I do not want this to happen whatsoever. There's a reason Drew Barrymore is usually connected with men like Tom Green and The Mac Guy. It's because Drew Barrymore sucks ungodly amounts of ass. She very well may even be the first celebrity I've ever actively hated. In fact, you could even say she turned me on to hating celebrities in general. Although, maybe I should even thank her for that. And by "thank her" I mean kick her in the vagina.
More of Drew wearing Ray-Bans and a Maiden shirt recently, because she's cool like that: Get it? No? Well neither do I.
Well, I don't totally hate her, but you know something? I am always surprised to see pictures of her as not-fat. My mental picture of her is, um, matronly to say the least and it just sticks -- no matter how many pictures of her I see like the ones you posted here, Stacey: she's a fat girl in my mind.
And I think her problem is that she's trying to be a normal person and a famous person, and she just comes across like a person who doesn't know who the hell she is. Maybe the problem is that she's not normal, and she's only accidentally famous, so she's actually just an abnormal person with great luck and she's sorta stunned by the whole thing.
At least she's not Heidi Montag. Imagine having to be Drew Barrymore and having to kiss Spenser Pratt's mouth full of dog shit fisherman;'s beard every day. Blargh!
Look at it more as a rite of passage: "I'm a young[ish] comic actor, and I've hit it big; now I have to go fuck Drew Barrymore." Seriously, the list of [ahem] rising semi-stars who have dipped their lines in that pond is pretty long.
Oh, this is such a shame.
I would do such dirty, dirty things to Jason Segel.
Why Drew, Jason? I like her too, but not in that way.
I don't know... I heart Segel as much as the next artsychick, but there's a chance he could be a Zach Braff in disguise. He's spread icky rumors about Linda Cardellini, which is not that classy. Neither is hooking up with free hooker Barrymore.
Drew is annoying, but I'd still like to cuddle with her boobs, just for kicks. I imagine they talk in their sleep and spill ghastly secrets.