Threat: (Noun) A person or thing likely to cause damage or danger.

The New York City police force are running scared, and plan to take extra precautions this New Year's Eve. Why, you ask? Because of terrorism? Rioting? Zombies? Nope, because of these three penises.

The New York Police Department - which has heroically handled terrorist attacks, blackouts and riots without a whimper - is being cautious over the "mob scene" that could result when the Jonas Brothers perform in Times Square at Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest on Wednesday night.

According to a source, police officials fessed up to their concerns in a recent meeting with producers of the show. "So they're now planning on using extra [security] men for support," the source says. "It's going to be crazy because everyone will be in Times Square to watch them perform on the show." (Source)

I honestly have no idea what they're so worried about. As far as I know, no one over the age of thirteen listens to The Jonas Brothers -- and how much damage could a bunch of thirteen year old girls possibly do? Unless of course, Godzilla is actually still only thirteen in prehistoric mutant reptile years... In which case I'd say, "Houston, we have a problem."