Sucker: (Noun) A gullible or easily deceived person.

Dane Cook's brother and business manager, Darryl McCauley, has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions of dollars from the douchemedian over the past year and a half.

Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley, who would only confirm that the alleged victim was a nationally known entertainer, says McCauley transferred money from his client's account into his own without permission, at one point forging a $3 million check. (Source)

Jesus. I knew Dane Cook was an dickhole, but what kind of dickhole goes and gets his own flesh and blood arrested? If I were Dane Cook's older brother, I'd punch him in the kidneys until he thanked me for taking that money and then finish up with a rousing game of "Why Are You Hitting Yourself?"