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Q: What do Keanu Reeves and my grandmother have in common?
A: They're both clueless and terrified when it comes to technology. That's right, not only does Keanu Reeves not grasp "the internets," but he also composes all correspondence via typewriter.
The eccentric actor insists he has no plans to embrace the internet and relishes the opportunity to bash out letters and scripts on an old-fashioned word processor. Reeves, says, "I prefer a typewriter. I enjoy the sensation of sitting down and taking time to think about what I want to say." (Source)
Jesus, is it me or does it sound like
somebody has seen
The Matrix one too many times? Ohhhh... right. Nevermind, then.
More of Keanu from
The Day The Earth Was Boring and Sucked premiere:




Someone should put up a "Geiko" banner behind his pretentious ass. Expressionless douchbag.
Leave Keanu alone! He's had a pretty tragic life since becoming a star, but not too many know about it because he doesn't whine and moan like most celebs.
His father abandoned the family. His and his fiance's baby died, then she died in some kind of car accident later. His sister had cancer. He was good friends with River Phoenix.
Is it because he's not a false Mr. Happy all the time that people don't like him, or maybe because he doesn't over act.
Losers!