The director of the Twilight movie got shitcanned. (Pajiba)

Pam Anderson forgot her pants. Again. (Yeeeah!)

Marissa Tomei is 44 and playing a naked stripper. For artistic integrity, I'm sure. (The Blemish)

Awww, hooray! It looks like the Duchovny family is back together! (Seriously? OMG!)

Literally anyone could look like Jessica Alba with the right photoshop artists. (Celebitchy)

Victoria's Secret supermodel Marissa Miller was declared not skanky enough for Playboy magazine. (Celebslam)

Marilyn Manson has found yet another girl in pancake makeup who's too young for him to go out with. (Agent Bedhead)

Uh oh! There's a feud between the stupid drunk slutty one and the stupid fake slutty one. (CelebSmack)

More of super cute, pre-nekkid Emma Watson. (usemycomputer)

Katie Holmes' ex gets dumped by his latest girlfriend. (Lainey Goss)

A "Full House" reunion? Oh, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!! (IBBB)