Sorry about the lack of posting around here today, guys. It wasn't so much of me taking off early for the holidays so much as a shitty internet connection. I should be posting for most of the rest of the week though -- fear not! Anyway, here's some links:

Seriously, I missed out on Amy Winehouse topless photos today. Thanks a fucking lot, Comcast. (Yeeeah!)

Mary Kate Olsen thinks the recession is awesome because of all the great sales! (The Blemish)

Tori Spelling and that Dean guy are totally like if Heidi and Spencer had kids. (Seriously? OMG!)

Jessica Simpson is saying that she's basically like a housewife. Except, we already saw that, it was called "Newlyweds" and she failed miserably. (Celebitchy)

The trailer for Night of the Museum 2 is all the fun of a punch in the face! (Pajiba)

How does Madonna keep finding new guys who will bang her? I mean, she still is totally effing disgusting, right? (Celebslam)

That Twilight asshole cut his greasy gross hair. (Agent Bedhead)

More pics of Lily Allen looking uber-hot, just because damn girl. (usemycomputer)

James Franco is the total package... A "Renaissance Hunk," if you will. (Lainey Goss)