"God, why did you take the other brother?" AKA, an "According to Jim" review. (Pajiba)

Keri Russell looks like one of those skanks from American Apparel. (The Blemish)

A Rod gives a status update on his relationship with Madonna, like anyone gives a shit about them. (Yeeeah!)

Alyson Hannigan Bump Watch! (Seriously? OMG!)

OJ Simpson finally got his prison sentence. (Celebitchy)

If you haven't seen it yet, here is the dog saving the dog video. (Best Week Ever)

Why is Priscilla Presley attacking the chipmunk kid from "American Idol?" (Ayyyy!)

Take a trip down Britney's Ass Memory Lame. (cityrag)

Oh, nice. The guy who staples his buttcheeks together is going to be on "Dancing with the Stars." (CelebWarship)

What in the effing eff is Mary Kate Olsen wearing now? (BricksAndStones)

Damns... I would have put money on K Fed as the first of Britney's former husbands to get jail time. (POTP)

The Pussycat Dolls try their darndest to prove they're not trannies. (HQ Celeb)

The new "Friday the 13th" trailer is online. Hmm... Needs more Padalecki, if you ask me. (Popoholic)