Tara Reid is rehabbing this bitch up! (The Blemish)

A Christmas movie starring Debra Messing that doesn't totally blow? Either we've entered the Twilight Zone or Dustin is on the pot again. (Pajiba)

Paris Hilton is giving her vagina out like candy again. Poisonous candy. (Yeeeah!)

Tom Cruise can eat humble pie 'til he pukes, but it ain't gonna do jack to fix his reputation. (Seriously? OMG!)

Do we really need some "list" to tell us that Bronx Mowgli is the dumbest fucking baby name ever? (Celebitchy)

A photographic rundown of the Revolutionary Road premiere that is probably much more entertaining then the actual film. (Best Week Ever)

Bitch, please. Your baby isn't good enough for the Almight Xenu Overlord. (Ayyyy!)

NYC's "Santa Con" shockingly not the family-friendly type of event you'd think. (cityrag)

Nicole Ritchie is too busy mothering her weird looking, pasty baby to record an album. Whew. (CelebWarship)

Jack Black on "The Office?" That shouldn't not be annoying at all whatsoever. (BricksAndStones)

Sarah Michelle Gellar Maxim outtakes -- now with more jutting hip bones! (Popoholic)

Heidi Klum has apparently found the secret to eternal youth and that bitch isn't sharing it with anyone. (IDWYL)