Snaps: Hypocralicious!
Here are the worst mentally handicapped Hollywood performances. I'm looking at you, Cuba. (Pajiba)Garfield's Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian is a big, fat hypocrite. Emphasis on the you know what. (Celebslam)
GROSS. Kelly Rutherford still breast feeds her two-year-old. (Yeeeah!)
No. Way. The underwear model butt boy is using Miley Cyrus. (The Blemish)
My Pet Brendan ups the crazy hair/face ante. (Seriously? OMG!)
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz consult the Dog Whisperer. Like he's going to be able to solve Pete's bed-wetting problem. (Celebitchy)
Nicole Kidman is breaking Aboriginal taboos like botox records. (Agent Bedhead)
Jared Leto needs to shave that shit. (CelebSmack)
OMG! Neve Campbell alert! (usemycomputer)
Does this mean Brad and Angelina might finally be getting married? Because six effing kids aren't enough commitment. (popbytes)
Could there be toruble brewing in the Smith/Pinkett-Smith household? Oh, please Santa!! (Lainey Goss)
Oh it makes me laugh so very, very hard that anyone expects us to believe that that picture is really that horrible hobag. It's just precious.
Aw...don't go ew-ing on nursing...I wrote a big ol' defense on Yeeah that I'll refrain from reposting here, but essentially: why offer coffee-mate when you can offer cream? It's certainly no worse than a diet of cheerios and cheese strings, and it keeps you skinny to boot. It does a body good.