Color me shocked: I had no idea Keanu Reeves was so versatile. (Pajiba)

People are actually making knockoffs of Pete Wentz's clothing line. Well, if there's still a market for fake dog poop... (Yeeeah!)

Paris Hilton thinks she's the "living proof blondes aren't stupid." Living proof herpes isn't fatal, more like it. (The Blemish)

Zac Efron takes a strap-on buying constitutional. (Seriously? OMG!)

Ha ha ha! Martha Stewart hates Rachel Ray. Hey, join the club! (Celebitchy)

Mariah Carey is the Grinch who farted glittery crap on Christmas. (Celebslam)

RIP: Katy Perry's existence finally killed Bettie Page. (CelebSmack)

Pics of my girlcrush Zooey in Complex magazine. (usemycomputer)

Gwyneth probably didn't have a boob job but probably is getting divorced. (Lainey Goss)

Miley Cyrus gets her driver's license; uncharacteristically makes obnoxious face. (IBBB)