Snaps: Crotchzilla
Somebody's been spoilering all over the Marley & Me billboards. (Pajiba)Oh... No... Pamela Anderson finally squashes any remaining sexiness she may have had left in her exposed crotch folds. (Yeeeah!)
Hey, wanna see Madonna fall down? Sure ya do! (The Blemish)
Ohmigod, hilarious. Check out the Christmas album cover for the retarded dreadlocked kid from last season of "American Idol." (Seriously? OMG!)
The Hef's got a new girl he can pretend to be banging for the E! Network. (Celebitchy)
Michael Jackson has amazingly found a way to out-creepy himself. (Celebslam)
Check out real, live Scientologists in action! (Agent Bedhead)
Who's this fat dude and what did he do with Mike Tyson? (CelebSmack)
Jessica Simpson is promoting her stanky new perfume out the ass. (usemycomputer)
Britney knocks back some burgers and fries and still manages to not look fat. (Lainey Goss)
DJ Tanner is totally rubbing it in Stephanie Tanner's face. Sibling rivalry! (IBBB)
A'ight, Stacey:
First o all, I was looking for the cure to my minor porn interest -- and the Pam Anderson pics cured me forever. Once I stop vomiting I'll have more to say about that.
But the other thing Pam made me thing of is this: since you do the round-up here and at Pa-hee-ba, which one usually gets the sloppy seconds? Do you really give the best to Dustin and save the rest for us, your loyal-yet-not-quite-Eloquent adoring fans?
And before I miss another day here: Spencer Pratt and a mouth full of shit.
Unfortch, since PL publishes at noon and Snaps publishes whenever I fucking get around to it; Snaps is the sloppy seconds. But I try to mix it up a bit, and I'm usually more crude over here since the Pajibans get testy over silly things like minor misogyny and fat jokes. So if you think about it like that, technically you're not getting sloppy seconds, but the best of both worlds. Eh? Eh??
Shit Sammich.
Ewww and did you read her blog? She actually thought she looked SKINNY in that mini leotard.
Yes Pam, you are not embarrassing your children at all. Stay classy girl, stay classy.
The irony of the leotard is that she actually still has the general figure for it. She just doesn't have the, um, ... how do we say this nicely ... um ... dammit, she has a crotch like a pound of 80% ground chuck. I don't think you can fix that with plastic surgery.
She also has that ridiculous Sharpy-marker eye liner think going, and that smile like the carniverous undead. Gosh -- long way from being the Tool Time girl on Tim Allen's show.
And is she a Scientologist? Didn't I read that someplace -- that she owes her career to Scientology?