Ali Larter is a fucking artist, and bad actressin' is her medium. (Pajiba)

Jennifer Aniston fails to be slightly less boring by publicly "canoodling" with John Mayer. (Yeeeah!)

Zooey Deschanel was looking her usual, bubbly radiant self at the LA Yes Man premiere. (The Blemish)

More Zooey in VenusZine magazine! (usemycomputer)

Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey throw down for the title of "Most Pathetically Desperate Movie Promoting Guy." (Seriously? OMG!)

Nicole and Joel moving to Maryland? Oh hell no, we don't want 'em over here. (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton had her Bentley painted Pepto-Bismol pink, which is ironic because I feel like I'm going to squeef whenever I look at her. (Celebslam)

McConaughey continues to refuse to not wear a shirt; disappoints. (Agent Bedhead)

Paris Hilton's home was robbed, and I can't even muster up a gloat since it's probably the equivalent to her of me getting shortchanged a dollar. (CelebSmack)

When the hell did that mess Lily Allen start looking so fucking fabulous? (Lainey Goss)

Let's take A Friday "Full House" constitutional with IBBB! (IBBB)