Here are the Ten Best Britney Moments. And not in an ironic way, so, you know, they're actually good things that have happened to Britney. (BuddyTV)

Katie Holmes somehow managed to pull off Amy Winehouse's look without all the crack and booze. (Seriously? OMG!)

Who is Hollywood looks most like The Blockheads from Gumby? (Pajiba)

Jennifer Aniston gives Letterman her GQ sexy naked time necktie. (Yeeeah!)

Here are a bunch of facts about Paris Hilton you never would have known unless you just used your imagination and guessed. (The Blemish)

All the finest bitches in Hollywood came out for the NYC premiere of Marley & Me. (Celebitchy)

Posh Spice thinks she dresses like a "schoolteacher." Uhhh, what porn movies is she watching? (Best Week Ever)

Kristen Bell sparkles in lip gloss and sequin pants. (Ayyyy!)

Fudge you, Christmas tree! (cityrag)

Stephanie Tanner is totally the new Britney Spears only minus the redeeming pre-trainwreck career. (CelebWarship)

Jeremy Piven had to back out of a job because of a "high mercury count?" I guess that's what they're calling syphilis these days. (BricksAndStones)

More pictures of Tara Reid failing at sobriety, just because it's fun. (HQ Celeb)

Megan Fox nerds it up at the Spike TV Video Game Awards. (usemycomputer)