Snaps: Addicted
"Boston Legal" is as dead at Shatner's wife at the bottom of a swimming pool. And before you get mad about that joke, I totally stole it, so there. (Pajiba)I love Sara over at Best Week Ever because unlike you people, she understands my compulsion to keep incessantly posting about Heidi and Spencer. (Best Week Ever)
"Katy Perry is a Big-Tittied Hack." That's exactly what I've been saying all along! (Yeeeah!)
Cate Blanchett is dressed up like a Christmas ornament. (The Blemish)
YES! It's the battle of the unwashed grossies! MK vs. Kirsten! (Celebitchy)
Jennifer Lopez's titters are a miracle of science and gravity. (Ayyyy!)
Get lost in the neverending crotch of Hasselhoff. (cityrag)
Clay Aiken and his new boyfriend, sitting in a tree, H-A-V-I-N-G-T-O-N-S-O-F-B-U-T-T-S-E-X. (Seriously? OMG!)
The head Pussycat Tranny's fake tits are spilling out all over the place. (HQ Celeb)
Aubrey O'Day claims and she and her dog are both lesbians. At least half of that statement is complete bullshit. (CelebWarship)
Huh... That is a lot of Jessica Biel. (Popoholic)
Dead as Shatner's wife? That's fucking cold, Nosek. Cold.
I told you, it's not even my joke. Therefore, I absolve all responsibility for it. Ta-da! Like how that works?
Oh, Jessica Biel.
Good girl plays stripper to get rid of her good girl image. Career goes down the toilet in spectacular fashion.
Sound familiar?
But Stace, you thought it was funny enough to repeat. So it is kinda worse than if you made it up yourself.
No I am not letting you off easy.
figgy, Jessica pretty much did that already with that photo shoot, and managed to still stay afloat; something tells me this isn't going to be as bad as similar actresses.
Besides, for me to accept anything bad coming from this would ruin it for me.
I love Sara too...and I especially love that she used Twatwaffle!
And I think Jessica Biel is one of those actresses who will always remain afloat. I mean, she was in London, Home of the Brave, Chuck and Larry; just when you think, god, she's so terrible, she busts out an Illusionist or Easy Virtue.
I gotta say that Jessica Beal movie looks depressing as hell... I don't think her hottness will save it. Seriously, have you *seen* Requiem for a Dream? Depressing like *that*.