Schwing

56342812websters1210200880610AM.jpgSchwing: (Slang) Catchphrase from the Wayne's World franchise; spoken when an attractive female causes one to "pop a boner," often used in reference to Kim Basinger.

Shit! Here are some photos of Kim Basinger at the premiere of her new film, While She Was Out, and is just me or is she still pretty much smoking effing hot? The lady must be well into her fifties by now, but you wouldn't know it. Eat your heart out, Sharon Stone. And when I say "eat your heart out," I mean put on a bra and stop acting like such a crazy skank all the time.

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5 Comments


Mrs. Plainview said:

She's very skinny and the movie is direct-to-DVD, but she does look great. Behold the wonders of a woman who did not botox or collagen herself into oblivion!


hater from siloam springs said:

Exactly -- natural beauty and some self-restraint goes a long way. And notice how un-honey her smile looks.

I hope she's happy.


hater from siloam springs said:

"un-honey". Fuck.

"un-phoney" whydontcha.


millie said:

She's very beautiful still, but so gaunt!


lawyergirl06 said:

Oh dear God I almost broke a rib laughing at this one. Your message to Sharon Stone is still making me laugh and tears are literally streaming down my face. I should probably mention that I am also drunk