Scandal
Scandal: (Noun) Rumor or malicious gossip about such events or actions.The Gay Jonas Brother's girlfriend Camilla Belle and Twilight Douchevamp Robert Pattinson were reportedly seen -- get this -- having lunch together at a bakery in Venice, California over the weekend. Oh, and if you think Robert open and closed Camilla's car door for her; well, you better believe he did.
I, for one, am shocked. Seriously, it took a normal, functioning girl, what, like a whole week to move on from the Gay Jonas Brother? Even I would choose that Twilight asshole over The Gay Jonas Brother. Of course, I would also choose gnawing my arm off at the elbow over the Gay Jonas Brother. There's only so much discussion about hair product a girl can take.
More of Eyebrows Mallone at the Twilight premiere. Dun dun DUN! The plot thickens!
Hmm...waiting until marriage only to find out that Gay Jonas Brother is afraid of vaginas, or fucking the shit out of a guy who hasn't washed his hair in six weeks...decisions, decisions.
Also, is it weird that I love her eyebrows? They fascinate me.
Uh, yeah those are some Joan Crawford-tastic eyebrows there, missy.
Aren't all three of them gay? Joe *check, check and check* Camilla (had a very close friendship with Maria Sherapova) *check*. And Robbie just gives off a major vibe *check*.
Well I, for one, love her eyebrows.
And I'm a bit fond of them both. And I hope they're together.
"And Robbie just gives off a major vibe *check*."
Are you serious? Dude hasn't wash his hair in weeks! Not gay.
Er, make that 'washED'. Meh.
In that picture, she looks really weird. Like, not even human. The other ones are fine, but that picture...It scares me...
...she is a beautiful girl, but I don't think eyebrows that severe flatter her at all...