Sacred
Sacred: (Adjective) Connected with God (or the gods) or dedicated to a religious purpose and so deserving veneration.It's a little slow around these parts, because apparently even celebrities take a break from saying stupid things and wearing stupid clothes to observe the holidays -- so I'm gonna close this operation down for the next few days. But before I go, I wanted to wish Jesus a happy birthday, and what better way to do that than with a couple of topless, 19-year-old bodypainted twins? Tits! Just what he wanted! Yup, it's a little known fact that old Beardy McSaviorface loved himself a nice pair of knockers. Total breast man, that one. So go put that in your DaVinci pipe and smoke it.
More of the twins and Hef's newest whore, Dasha Astafieva, at the Playboy 55th Anniversary Playmate Celebration:
Man, nothing says "classy" like showing up in a transparent dress, then pulling down your thong for the paparazzi. Whore 1 and Whore 2 need to take notes, especially if all they got to offer is four bodypainted tits.
Gotta love how Hef puts his nametag on his property, though.
In Slovakia, transparent dress wears girl.
I will definitely mention Beardy McSaviorface to my evangelical relatives. They are the ones that wear shirts that say "Jesus is the reason for the season", and "Happy Birthday, Jesus!" every freakin' Christmas. Gee, thanks for the reminder.
Funny...I always thought of Jesus as an ass man.
God, one of these days that old man is going to have a heart attack atop one of these stupid hoes. Although, I don't know too many men in their seventies that wouldn't do what he does if given the opportunity. He is pimpin.