Reserves
Reserves: (Noun) A supply of a commodity not needed for immediate use but available if required.The more Jennifer Aniston tries to make herself seem not pathetic, the more it seems like I hear overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Apparently right after she split with John Mayer, Jennifer was scrabbling to quick find another man so she wouldn't have to face the glare of being alone promoting Marley & Me while Brad and Angelina promoted The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Oh, Jen...
Aniston "did not want to be single when her movie opened," one source said. "A friend of her agent was calling around asking for young men whom they could set her up with." But the attempt to find a replacement for Mayer was aborted when he and Aniston soon got back together. (Source)
Somebody should really tell Jennifer Aniston that there are worse things than being single. Like being with John Mayer, for example. Or, being with John Mayer. Did I mention being with John Mayer? The guy used to go out with Jessica Simpson, is all I'm saying. Going by those shining standards, it's probably a good thing Nick Lachey was already taken.
Editor's note: yes, that was the most unflattering picture I could find of Jennifer Aniston. Sorry.
Spoiler alert: the dog dies:
She's hot -- she's just needy. Even that sort-of intentionally-bad picture of her is cuter than the average babe.
What she needs is not to need anybody. But she can't seem like she is trying to show she doesn't need anybody.
Thank you. You just made my morning. I was sitting here bummed that I had to go to the doctors. And get my flu shot and get weighed and pee in a cup. But then I saw that pic and the awesomeness that followed and all is right on my little corner of the world.
i'm kind of in love with the vandals who are spray-painting "the dog dies" all over the "marley and me" posters. it's vital information for those of us who won't see a dog movie unless the pooch makes it to the end.
No joke, the only thing worse than seeing a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy is seeing a movie where the dog bites it in the end. No fucking thanks.