Pitiful: (Adjective) Deserving or arousing pity.

New details are emerging about Jodie "Stephanie Tanner" Sweetin's divorce, and apparently it has something to do with she and her husband being dirt poor and living off of "Full House" residuals while he refused to get a job. Because I guess her job was showing up at D-List Hollywood events and giving interviews to "Extra" or whatever.

"Our house is in foreclosure, our water has been shut off twice. Currently, all of our other utilities are overdue," the actress says in papers filed Nov. 19 in an Orange County, Calif., court, describing the 16-month union as "rocky."

Herpin, a driver and transportation coordinator in the film industry, stopped working after they got married, Sweetin alleges. "[He] kept finding one excuse after another for his failure to even attempt to find employment," she says. (Source)

There you have it folks: The glamorous life of a former child star. Oh, unless you mean child stars like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen who starred alongside Sweetin on "Full House" and are now snorting their drugs through platinum, diamond-encrusted coke straws. In that case I mean "glamorous" in the less facetious, more literal sense of the word.

More of Stephie Tanner at the 15th Annual "Lint Roller" party last month: (I'm not making that up, that's really what it was called.)