Overhaul

56377297websters1216200862319AM.jpgOverhaul: (Noun) A thorough examination of machinery or a system, with repairs or changes made if necessary.

Oh, goody. Rumer Willis is back. It seemed like there was once a time where I couldn't go a week without making fun of pictures of Rumer Willis, and then one day she up and disappeared. Took her potato-shaped ball and went home with it. I think she was actually probably shooting one of her two upcoming movies starring skanks from "The Hills," but whatever. Now that she's back, I have to say she seems... Slightly improved? That hair really takes the eye off of her awful, awful face; and she appears to be actually standing up straighter, so I can't even call her the scoliosis queen anymore. Ok, Rumer; you win this one. For once I won't make fun of you. But I can't make any promises if I have to start seeing your gay-ass tattoo every other damn day again.

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5 Comments


hater from siloam springs said:

The side-boob is very distracting.


javelin said:

the hair works, but the dress... "Why hello, children, I'm Ms. Featherbottom's humble street-walking sister. May I bake for you?"


snapnhiss said:

I'm seeing a resemblance to Keira Knightley with that spoon shaped face and seductively parted lips.


bionic bunny said:

still a 'tater face.


RaraAvis said:

Tater, all the boob tape in the world isn't going to make those saggy tits stand up. Go get the boob job - we all know you're going to. (And BTW, afterward you'll still be ugly but you'll have bigger tits.)