Overcompensate: (Verb) To take excessive measures in attempting to correct or make amends for an error, weakness, or problem.

Sorry to do this to you guys this morning, but I read this story last night and was then forced to drink myself into a stupor until I passed out -- so now it's your turn. Ol' Pete Wentzey must be sick of bloggers like myself insinuating that he's gay and doesn't have sex with his wife, so he went on Stern and let the TMI flow like fine diarrhea:

"We have an amazing sex life," the Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, said while promoting the band's new album, Folie a Deux. "We have such sexual chemistry," he went on. "If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now.

Currently, they don't have sex -- "the kid's [a few] weeks old," Wentz explained -- but "we do other fun stuff."

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to "beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.") Once they did it, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had," he said. "It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes," he noted. He went on to say that Simpson's body is already hot three weeks after giving birth. Normally she wears a C-cup "but with breast milk, [she's] a D." (Source)

I'm sure this at least partly has to do with Us Weekly's transcription of the interview, but Pete Wentz has never sounded more like a 14-year-old virgin lying about doing it with a girl. All he's missing here is "I put my penis in her vachina."

Petey playing the Y100 Jingle Ball this weekend. Really not gay? I mean really, really?