Obnoxious: (Adjective) Extremely unpleasant and/or grating.

In her latest bid to be as much of an attention whore as humanly possibly, Paris Hilton drove around LA yesterday in her brand new custom Barbie-pink Bentley. The car reportedly cost upwards of $200 grand, and while I know that's pocket change to Paris Hilton... Really, how stupid is she? Ninety-nine point nine percent of the world hates her stupid pink guts, and what better way to show it than to do your part in destroying that shiny new car of hers? It's not like you'd mistake it for some other pink car with "PH" encrusted in rhinestones all over the godforsaken thing.

In fact, if I had to choose, and in front of me there was Paris Hilton's pink car and the world's longest Domino® chain with a sign in front of it that read "$1 million dollars to whomever knocks this down" -- and I could only pick one of those things to ruin? I would still pick the car. I would be halfway through scratching "WHORE" into the hood and think to myself, "Huh. I could've had a million dollars," and then I'd just shrug my shoulders and go back to keying the motherloving shit out of that car.

More of Paris and her walking target of a car and her Brittany Spaniel: