Matronly
Matronly: (Adjective) Characteristic of a matron, esp. in being dignified and staid and typically associated with having a large or plump build.Ashlee Simpson made her first post-baby appearance yesterday, and as you can see, motherhood is treating her... Uh, well. Although I don't recall that "new mother glow" usually being so pallid, waxy and bloated. Kind of like a gluttonous vampire. See kids? This is why you don't get your face totally redone when you're like twenty. Because now that her body's changing, it looks like all that cosmetic surgery she got is staging a violent uprising against her face.
You know when it's bad? When Jessica Simpson looks like a normal, natural girl standing next to her:
Regarding Jessica's head:
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Aw, come on people. The poor girl just had a baby. She probably hasn't slept in weeks.
Does Pete Wentz have a shiner, or is he just wearing gay-ass yellow eye shadow on one eye?
Did Jessica recently get veneers of some sort? The slight horsey overbite combined with her slightly bugged-out eyes is creeping me out.
I can't put it into words...well, I guess I'll say that I expect Quagmire's voice or a "Duhhhrrrrr" of some sort to come out if she opens her mouth.
Both of 'em look weird. So, when's Ashlee gonna get lipo?