Masculine: (Adjective) Having qualities or appearance traditionally associated with men, esp. strength and aggressiveness.

Twilight star vamp-tard Robert Pattinson revealed in an interview that his teenage modeling career was ruined because he started getting too "manly" looking. Yes, yes -- that's right. I'll give you a moment while you collect yourselves.

He tells British magazine Closer, "When I first started I was quite tall and looked like a girl, so I got lots of jobs, because it was during that period where the androgynous look was cool. Then, I guess, I became too much of a guy, so I never got any more jobs. I had the most unsuccessful modeling career." (Source)

Well, no wonder he got the part in Twilight, anyways. I know personally, when I think of "goth vampire film adaptation based on a series of books aimed towards pre-teen girls," I think of the Brawny mascot combined with the cowboy from the Village People with the dude from The Cure's hair. You know, basically, unbridled virility.

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