Lying A-Holes: (Noun) Deceptive, lying despicable people who are full of lies.

Oh, so remember that time that Heidi and Spencer got fake married down in Mexico? Well, in a tease that aired on MTV Monday for "The Hills" season finale, Heidi and Spencer are seen making it legal in a California courthouse. Except, guess what? It didn't really happen again. I know. Shocking.

A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that's not one of their judges sitting on the bench in "The Hills" footage.

A check of marriage records last week did not reveal any filings by Pratt or Montag in Los Angeles County, although the couple could get married in any county in California as well as opt for a confidential license. Officials at two courthouses in neighboring Orange County said they have not received requests from MTV to film in their facilities.

"In my mind, it's as legal as the ring on my finger," Pratt told Us Weekly. (Source)

It's as legal as the ring on his finger? I don't even know where to begin with that, so I'm just going to say that that may be the dumbest thing ever said by anyone, anywhere. But anyway, at this point, what's the big deal? Get fucking married already. There are worse things than getting married to some beardey-faced loser for publicity purposes, after all. Like getting married to some Mexican who promises to give you a percentage of his income in exchange for citizenship, and then he disappears off the face of the Earth and you're stuck with the last name "Sanchez" for the rest of your damn life. Or, so I've heard.

Dumb and Dumber take to the slopes and ruin skiing for everyone: