Last Resort
Last Resort: (Noun) An expedient adopted only in desperation.Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson debuted their baby, the asininely named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on Pete Wentz's web site Friends or Enemies on Christmas day; after Pete had previously denied rumors that they were shopping around baby photos.
Wentz blogged earlier this month that "like every celeb couple, we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags, from here to Guam, to pimp out the baby. We just don't want to go down that road with him.
"We are not placing judgment on those that do, as they often use the money in a very charitable way," he said. "However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx's baby pictures right now." (Source)
That's mighty big coming from the same guy whose private, intimate wedding photos popped up on the cover of People less than four days after the nuptials. So in other words, nobody wanted pictures of that stupid baby. Not even Pussy Emo Babies Quarterly.
Yup he's talked about his sex life, drinking breast milk and the fact that he wears her clothes. But pimping out that baby was a step too far. Because they are classy. And that Goddamn stupid name! It makes me mad just to read it. WTF is wrong with people? Hope the kid grows up to be ugly so he will shy away from publicity. But that really never stopped Rumer Willis now did it?
yeah you really can't get rid of celebrity spawn, they have to get rid of themselves.
sidenote: Pussy's are tough. they can take a beating. Scrotums run for cover at the slightest breeze.
I think you are thinking like sukrat, but I think you should cover the other side of the topic in the post too...