Jackpot
Jackpot: (Noun) A large cash prize in a game or lottery.Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson, both 18, welcomed their son this weekend, the 7 lb., 7 oz. Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston; and already reports are coming in that the two could earn up to $300 grand for exclusive photos of the little bastard.
According to one source, bidding for the baby photos began at $100,000. People won out in the end, but In Touch was the only other weekly to make serious bids, according to several sources involved in the process.
“The bidding started well before the baby was born, but once Levi’s mom was arrested — well, then you had a story,” says one editor. (Source)
Well, on the upside, that money could be used to start a nice college fund... For Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson. Hahahaha. Oh, I kid; I kid. Like those two would ever actually go to college.
I'm going to have the same reaction I did about the birth of the Brangelina twins:
WHO CARES!?!?!
Who wants to see the Palinspawn? I bet you that skeeve heaved a BIG sigh of relief when Obama won 'cause now he doesn't have to have a huge public wedding and pretend to be American royalty, which he CLEARLY is not.
NO, I don't want to see pictures of your hick bastard baby!
One question--let's say that they sell the photo (all newborns look like tiny wrinkled old man/woman minus teeth, natural or otherwise) and collect $300k. Since Levi is now off the hook on having to marry Bristol, does it mean he gets half of that as the sperm donor? Or is the money going to Sarah Palin designer outfits trust fund?
On a related note--name the next Bristol baby. How about Toke?