Inexplicable: (Adjective) Unable to be explained or accounted for.

Despite the fact that many retailers are facing difficult times due to the recession, Lindsay Lohan's exorbitantly-priced line of leggings are so popular stores that carry them can still barely keep them on the shleves.

This surprises us not necessarily because Lohan's a celebrity with no design experience but because it's difficult to imagine where demand for her product lies. The most popular style is the Mr. President, which boasts quilted leather knee pads and costs $132. (Source)

I have a hard time imagining anyone over eighteen actually wearing Lindsay Lohan brand leggings, so I'm gonna take a wild shot in the dark that the demand for her product lies within the high school set. Which is just great. I remember being sixteen and begging -- begging -- my parents for a pair of $130 Doc Martin lace-up boots for Christmas, but apparently kids these days are getting $130 blowjob stockings. Although, if they had gotten me blowjob stockings instead maybe I would have been more popular, and in retrospect, wouldn't have needed the combat boots. I guess parents these days just care about their kids a little more than they did when I was in school.

More of Lohan promoting her whore stockings for Nordstrom yesterday: