Humble: (Adjective) Having or showing a modest estimate of one's own importance.

Tom Cruise is really sucking it up to try to get people to see his shitty new Nazi movie. Following  apologizing to Matt Lauer, on the latest stop of his "I'm Not Such A Bad Guy, Really" press tour, Cruise visited Letterman where he read a Top Ten list of the "Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet."

10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat - like harness.
9. During the filming of Days of Thunder, on a dare, I ate a tire.
8. I still wear those underpants from Risky Business.
7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich.
6. I once Heimliched a koala.
5. Once a month, I take the Universal tour naked.
4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub.
3. I'm a power mad ego maniac who's completely insulated from reality - oh wait, that's Letterman.
2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me until I coughed blood.
1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to call my [expletive].

I guess that's not a terrible start, but he forgot the part where we say that he's a closeted gay cultist who worships volcano aliens and brainwashed his wife who he picked out of a wife catalog for their totally manufactured convenience facade marriage. Still, even that much probably made him clench his fists so tight that his fingernails literally drew blood from his palms, so... You know, baby steps.

Tom and Katie backstage at Tina Turner earlier this month. (Hee hee! Looks like somebody forgot his lifts!)