Hot Potato: (Noun) An issue or situation that is awkward or unpleasant to deal with.

Paris Hilton is having some problems with her second pop album, the follow-up to her 2006 self-titled debut. Namely, she can't find a self-respecting record label on planet Earth to release it.

The LP reached number six on the U.S. Billboard chart, but sold only 180,000 copies in America. She subsequently parted ways with Warner Bros. Hilton has finished recording a second album, but currently has no record deal in place to release the follow-up.

She says, "I'm figuring it out right now. I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with. I wrote all the songs, it's very dance, like Kylie Minogue." (Source)

You know what I love more than Paris Hilton jokes that write themselves? Nothing. Not ice cream, not boxed wine, not puppy dogs or beating a level on Super Mario. At any rate, Paris Hilton is such a pariah, if she were a flaming bag of poo nobody would even stamp her out. Zing!

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