Holier-Than-Thou
Holier-Than-Thou: (Adjective) Characterized by an attitude of moral superiority.Just in case you were wondering: Yes, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do celebrate Christmas, but no they don't buy into the whole "rampant consumerism" aspect of it. Why? Well, because they're better than you, of course.
“We do exchange gifts,” explains Brad Pitt to Hello! magazine. “Although we don’t feel any pressure to make them big or expensive gifts. The rule is that everyone’s got to make something for someone else, you got to put time into it. Then, when they give to each other, it’s really sweet.” (Source)
I guess when you've got more money than God and can buy pretty much anything you want, it really doesn't get any better than macaroni art. All us saps just looking forward to laptops or expensive new sneakers for Christmas? Won't even know how bad we've got it, until we've experienced the distinct pleasure having our loved ones stick dried pasta onto cardboard with Elmer's Glue and give it a light dusting of glitter. So you think about that this Christmas morning when you're fiddling with your new iPod or programming your new flat screen. You cretins.
Ang at the premiere of Clint Eastwood's racist new movie (or so heard):
They probably let Maddox make macaroni art of guns and such. I love how they're all about peace and harmony and encourage their son's gun fetish.
well isn't that nice, the Celebridouche family likes to pose with humble pie. of course, they don't need to give expensive presents because they have a fucking mansion full of expensive shit. As I mail out my pathetic little starving-artist gifts this year I'll make sure to include a few "Christmas at Brangelinaville" quotes so everyone realizes what an asshole I am.
I know a certain overexposed celebrity couple who is getting a donation to the Human Fund in their name!
Check out her forehead. Dang.
The thing is that I don't want to hate them. I love their movies: love them. Even Tomb raider.
But what the fuck? They might as well start hanging out with Rainbow Killer and Katy Perry because, well, fuck them and their faux anti-bourgeois sentimentalism. Self-awareness is a gift -- maybe they should give some o' that this tree-killing season.