Gloat
Gloat: (Verb) To dwell on another's misfortune with smugness or malignant pleasure.Nicole Richie is reportedly "thrilled" that Paris Hilton is no longer dating Benji Madden. Well, duh. Of course she is.
"She never thought Paris was ever really into" Benji, the twin brother of her baby daddy, Joel. And she may be right! Four days after dumping the Good Charlotte rocker, the hotel heiress was seen sneaking into L.A.'s Koi restaurant for a quiet dinner with her Greek shipping heir ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos!
"She was trying to fly below the radar and left alone about 30 minutes later," says another source. Meanwhile, Nicole is telling Benji that he "deserves better." (Source)
That's kind of redundant. Who doesn't deserve better than Paris Hilton? That's like telling a guy he deserves better than to be kicked repeatedly in the balls for the rest of his life. Which is incidentally pretty much the closest thing I can equate being in a relationship with Paris Hilton to.
More of Nicole and Joel at the UNICEF Snowflake Lighting:
I think it's more getting kicked repeatedly in your now-herpes-infected balls.
Also, I bet you a dollar Ritchie doesn't know what UNICEF stands for.
See: I think these two are like dog shit and Spencer Pratt's mouth. If Spencer Pratt had a mouth full of Dog Shit, would Spencer's mouth be worse off, or would the dog shit actually be worse off?
You can't answer -- because one is just as bad as the other, and they each make the other more odious.