Finally: (Adverb) After a long time, typically involving difficulty or delay.

What I'm about to tell you is a God's honest news story and not a punchline I made up. Tara Reid has checked into rehab. Supposedly she checked herself into Promises and made the decision entirely on her own. People gloats:

In an interview in October, Reid told PEOPLE she was a "social drinker" who enjoyed an occasional glass of wine with friends. Asked if she was ever tempted to fall back into old habits, the actress said: "No. I've done it. Trust me. I've done enough for a lifetime of everything. I've had a great time. I partied. I had fun. I ate and drank whatever. I dated a million guys, but I'm so happy with where I'm at right now. I don't need to do anything anymore."

They say you have to hit rock bottom before you can admit that you have a problem. Over the years Tara Reid had watched her acting career swirl down the toilet, slurred through a reality series on the E! Network, and walked down the red carpet with her breast fully exposed. I cannot even begin to fathom what her breaking point was, short of waking up with a bloody knife in her hand and a dead, naked homeless person on her bedroom floor.

Being carried out of somewhere this September: