Facade
Facade: (Noun) An outward appearance that is maintained to conceal a less pleasant or creditable reality.Katy Perry defends her image to the upcoming issue of Page Six magazine. Yeah, you know, her "image." The one that was mostly meticulously and painstakingly fabricated by record label marketing execs? That'd be the one.
On her own experiences kissing a girl:
“[I’ve done it] many times, in several different situations. I was living with my best friend for a while, and we were drunk and we made out. I love a beautiful woman, I’m not afraid to say it.”
On her fashion sense:
“I’m definitely going to be on the worst-dressed lists, but I just want to have fun. I don’t take my life too seriously.”
On her bold attitude and lyrics that have garnered controversy:
“As much as I am cheeky and full of opinions, essentially I know what I’m doing. I don’t censor myself, but I do think about everything. And I feel I’ve got a good head on my shoulders.”
I don't know, to Katy's credit, I'm a critical and overtly mean-spirited gossip blogger, and I wouldn't personally think to put her on any worst-dressed lists. "Most Annoying" lists, maybe. And don't forget the "Biggest Poser," "Fakest Bisexual" and "Suckiest, Stupid Asshole" lists... But worst-dressed? Ehh, probably not.
You know: she's a cute girl. She should marry Spencer Pratt if she wants to be famous for being cute -- that way, she'd only have to kiss a mouth full of dog shit a couple of times a day and pull down 7 figures for being cute.
If she wants to be more than cute, she has to fill up the inside of the packaging with something someone would pay money to see. You know: a Twinkie doesn't need a fancy package because it's got a Twinkie inside -- who doesn't want a Twinkie? When you have a giant beer-and-pizza turd inside the packaging, you're going to have to do more than accessorize it with a tiny purse and claim it is a lesbian beer-and-pizza turd to get someone to want to buy one, take it home and open it up.
Her boyfriend is also a big fraud, he was performing at a college concert several months ago and tried to get my niece's cell number. He was totally macking on her, to her credit she thought he was weird and a joke. She kept telling him, dude YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Katy is fake as Britney, Christina, Jessica, Beyonce and so on is fake. All image, no substance and excluding Christina, no real talent.
Nah, I think Tila Tequila is the Fakest Bisexual. Now, if we were talking about "People Most Likely To Be Killed By Zooey Deschanel For Stealing Her Look", then she's right at the top of the fucking list on that one.
Back off on the Deschenel front, Jeremy. It's not really her fault she looks similar to one of the sexiest women alive. Like, it's not my fault I look just like Heidi Klum - we can't help it if we're super hot all the time.
It's not that she "looks similar" to Zooey Deschanel, it's that she has the same hairstyle, wears the same make-up, and dresses like her retarded twin.