Electrifying: (Adjective) Of having been charged with electricity.Seriously, Brendan Fraser, what the fuck? We all know you have hair plugs. Everybody knows it. But I still don't understand how that necessitates going for the "sticking your finger in the electric socket" approach to hair styling. The last time I saw hair like that it was sitting on the head of a
My Pet Monster doll.
More of My Pet Brendan at the
Dubai International Film Festival:


there's nothing wrong with a "mummy" chia-pet.
Stacey: TROLL. Separated at fucking birth, dear.
c'mon. You're at least this good.
but trolls usually have a nice, soft-serve-ice-cream style swoop to their hair.
his hair screams "GLIB!" in a way tom cruise never could..
the color is more muppet "beaker". maybe somebody's hand is up his ass!