Delightful
Delightful: (Adjective) Causing delight; charming.Scarlett Johansson went on Leno last night blabbing about how she caught Samuel L. Jackson's cold and how it's worth money because it's a "celebrity cold" and how she should sell it on Ebay and blah blah blah... To which Jay Leno produced tissues and a plastic baggie and Scarlett announced which charity the proceeds would be going to like the whole stupid thing wasn't meticulously orchestrated. Yawn. (Watch clip here.)
But damned if that snotrag isn't going for over two thousand bucks on Ebay right now. You know, this could spark a real trend in celebrity auctions. What would you pay for a real, genuine Katie Holmes used Q-Tip, with earwax still attached? Or Miley Cyrus's peeled-off Biore® Pore Strip? Or Jennifer Ansiton's Monistat® applicator? All the money raised can go to the United States Postal Service to buy their employees new HazMat suits for having to lug all this disgusting shit around!
More of Scarlett and her holier-than-thou germs at The Spirit premiere:
well, if she sneezes all over me and calls it a Christmas present I'm still gonna kick her in the face.
That Biore comment reminded me of something disgusting I ran across online this week... would you like to see it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:UsedPoreStrip.JPG
Welp, that's the second grossest thing I've seen today.
Would you like to know what the first one was?
Meh, that's not that bad.
I've got a mental image of the person that used the Biore strip having a nose like a strawberry. Hey, strawberries much like what YOUR photo looks like! Synchronicity.
ughh my curiosity has been rewarded with a sudden urge to vomit. thanks, stacey.