Copycat: (Noun) A person who copies another's behavior, dress, or ideas.

Hey guys, I'm finally back! I hope you didn't miss me too much, but even bloggers need vacations too. And by "vacation" I mean "moving the last of my shit out of the ex-boyfriend's place" and "visiting an assload of relatives." So yeah: totally relaxing.

One other thing I did over the long weekend was watch the MTV Britney Spears "For the Record" documentary. Or 15 minutes of it, anyway, which was as far as I could get of Britney reading from a script about how she totally wasn't crazy but just fell in with some bad people and is all better now before I turned that horseshit off. Whatever Britney. Maybe you can convince everyone else that you're not and were never crazy but I still remember to back in the days that you were painting the town red in your old wedding dress and being forcibly hauled off to the looney bin.

At any rate, here is Britney performing at the German Bambi awards this weekend. Nice outfit, but it totally annoyed the crap out of me better when Madonna wore it every single time she's performed in the past six months. Plus she clearly doesn't even have the glutes or veins to fill it out. Sad, really.