Clockwork Retard

By Stacey on December 19, 2008 Posted in: Christina Aguilera, Joel Madden, Nicole Ritche
christina1219_1.jpgClockwork Retard: (Phrase) In reference to lame people who dress up the lead character from A Clockwork Orange.

Christina Aguilera celebrated her 28th brithday last night by throwing A Clockwork Orange themed party in Los Angeles which was attended by the likes of Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. Wow, sounds like a great party, what with having everyone dress up as the same exact thing. I don't know how she could possibly top this, except for maybe a Cast Away party for her 29th. Everyone can show up in a loincloth carrying a volley ball! It'll be the bitchinist party ever!

Editor's note: Is Joel Madden even wearing a costume? Discuss.

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Mike R. said:

Joel Madden is a bastard who doesn't know how to conduct himself public wise.

December 19, 2008 3:12 PM

Mrs. Plainview said:

...And like that, another edgy cult favorite is thrust into popular retardation.

December 22, 2008 11:01 AM

maxpurr9 said:

i think a little of the "ultra-violence" would be in order at THAT party....stupid fuckers.

December 23, 2008 10:42 AM