Bullshitter
Bullshitter: (Noun) Someone who spews shit out of their mouth full of shit.Spencer Pratt has come forth to deny reports that the California legalization of their fake Mexico wedding which was taped for "The Hills" was also fake.
In an interview with Ryan Seacrest that airs Monday, Pratt, 25, says, "We checked the confidentially box, so good luck [finding our marriage license] people!" (Source)
What a load of flaming horseshit. As a commenter helpfully pointed out yesterday, Heidi and Spencer have never done anything confidentially. Spencer Pratt would record his morning dump for posterity if the FCC and laws of decency would allow it, so I don't believe for a second that if that marriage license existed, that the two of them wouldn't have already leaked a staged photoshoot holding it up for the camera and sticking their tongues down each other throats.
As if the laws of decency would stop Spencr Pratt from doing anything, including the lower mammals and livestock.
As for his mouth full of shit, he has run out of dog shit so he is now using horse shit -- good catch Stacey!
If confidentiality was so important to these idiots, why would they be on this ridiculous show in the first place? Suddenly, after their televised fake marriage and real marriage they're coy?
Oh good! That means we won't have to sit through another (real) wedding of these two. Guess they've also reuined their chance at finding sponsors for their real-real wedding. Shucks. Not so smart, Speidi.