Bare

JAnistonGQ.jpgBare: (Adjective) Unconcealed; without disguise.

Jennifer Aniston is naked in the January issue of GQ and talking about Angelina Jolie again! It's like two for the price of one!

"The funny thing is that people don't realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends," she snipes. "No. But can you imagine? That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox...." (Source)

Jennifer Aniston never used to say anything about anything and all of a sudden it seems like she can't stop unburdening her soul with every single thought that pops into her fool head. I blame John Mayer. At any rate, while it's probably a good thing that she's finally growing a backbone, leave it to Jennifer Aniston to ruin a perfectly good naked picture by making "bunny rabbit hands."



9 Comments


javelin said:

I like it when people laugh at the pain life inflicts. especially if they're naked.


Leigh said:

She's trying WAY too hard.


Mrs. Plainview said:

AGAIN with the nekkid on a magazine cover? Jen continues to be the bastion of originality.


Zeiss said:

She's so awkward and desperate.


Zeiss said:

Wow, I would like to see the pictures that were rejected. Seriously, this is the best??


javelin said:

ya know, maybe she has minimal personality and quasi-acceptable acting skills, but the woman is fucking hot. so why not enjoy it, instead of expecting her to transform into whatever you wish she was?


yso said:

Ugh, did they photoshop her lips off her mouth? The body's nice and all, but the head looks like a dude in drag.


Ling said:

That quote you used? Maybe it's whiny, desperate, bitchy, empowered, I don't care. It's freaking clever. It's funny.


vic said:

I'm more interested in this 'Lamb Bacon' actually. That does sound pretty good...

Oh hey, Aniston's naked. :yawn: