Bananners: (Adjective) Of someone who is batshit fucking insane.

Apropos of nothing, here is a random Bai Ling photoshoot. Because she's crazy and it's fun. Although I have to say, PETA is probably not gonna like this. But you know what? They're not gonna do dick about it. And here's why: Because nobody picks on the crazy kids. Bullies always go for the weak, frail and cowardly. You know, like the Olsen twins. With Bai Ling on the other hand, it's just going to wind up more trouble than it's worth, and she'd probably start writing Band-Aid messages about them to wear on her knees. What do you even say back to that? That's right. Nothing. There's nothing even to say. Crazy always wins.

Photo credit: Michael Bezjian -- WireImage.